Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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