There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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