Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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