I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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