The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
