ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Do vagina's smell?
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Randomize
