I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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