Do you still have your period?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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