Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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