she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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