Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Randomize
