I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
His nipple licking is glorious
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