watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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