We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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