why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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