How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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