sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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