another moral hangover. fuck.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
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