I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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