Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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