quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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