The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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