Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
