I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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