4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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