it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
He shit in the fireplace
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