She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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