Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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