Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
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