so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Everything about him screamed your future.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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