i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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