i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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