why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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