Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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