You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Randomize
