Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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