You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
