My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Less talking, more tequila
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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