So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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