Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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