If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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