Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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