There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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