Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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