Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
no, he came in my armpit
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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