Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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