my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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