OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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