is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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