that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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