I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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