he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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