He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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