She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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